Sheldon's Victory

Once upon a time, there was a young boy named Sheldon who always dreamed of becoming the world's best foot model. He trained every day for 234,786 hours in order to beat his rival, The Dancing Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and Sheldon came armed with a dog and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and Sheldon emerged as the tall victor! His achievement is celebrated every St. Patricks Day.